Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
The last comment. Haha
40: Do you ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: I do. Quite often. From multiple people. It’s nice. It makes me feel like someone cares whether I live or die. Haha.
41: Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?:Yes. More than that too.
50: Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?: I have multiple. I love my close guy friends. Even if they all have alterior motives and are in love with me. Whatever. YOLO.
61: What was the last lie you told?: “I hate that I love you.”
78: How can you win my heart?: You can win my heart by being interested in life. By being full of vitality and loving the things you are interested in. By being kind, and understanding the quirks of who I am and by letting me have the time to process my life. I hate when people decide what our relationship status is and rush me into commitment. It stresses me out and I shut down. Don’t do that. No me gusta. Also, poetry and art and things I like are a good plus.
87: Had sex?: Mhmm. A lot of it. Go team.
154: Something I fantasise about: Being really really happy with someone. Not being so alone. College. Getting the fuck out of Snoqualmie. Traveling to Greece. Acting for the rest of my life.